Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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