we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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