Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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