Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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