gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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