The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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