I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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