He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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