I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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