Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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