I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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