i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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