I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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