He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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