no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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