drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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