If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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