why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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