the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
pray to the hookup gods
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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