So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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