Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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