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PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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