so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You made out with two different species that night
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The adults are the big ones right?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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