omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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