Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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