We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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