are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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