Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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