i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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