OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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