The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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