There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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