There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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