sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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