No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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