well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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