just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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