My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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