it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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