My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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