now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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