You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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