Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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