I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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