it hurts more in the daytime
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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