yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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