There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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