i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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