i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
