that's an acceptable place to lick
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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