Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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