You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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