Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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