I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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