I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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